|Publication date||June 21, 2015|
Ranger Ron's Wilderness Survival Guide
Acrophobia, is a single page Oglaf story featuring a man who is afraid of heights.
A man attacks a building with a pickaxe, because he believes that the vertigo he experiences is a sign from god that tall buildings are evil.
When it is pointed out that mountains are yet taller, he takes his pickaxe to demolish the mountain. He succeeds, eventually.
- "I'm sorry, yawning void, do I bore you?"
- "Don't drink rainwater. It's tainted with highness."