|Rating||Low level swearing, questionable attitude|
|Publication date||March 21, 2010|
Breastplate is a single-page Oglaf story. It features a character that has a resemblance of Sir Knight, but probably is not him.
A man attempts to commission some armour from an armourer. The surly armourer takes an instant dislike to the man and builds a set of plate armour with breast and the word "slut" engraved across the front.
- "lifts, separates, deflects"
- "Armor with a 'U'"
- "He's drawing a lot of fire from the Amazons."