|Publication date||February 9, 2014|
Muster the Troops
A prospective customer comes to the Fucksmith to act out his erotic dream... which turns out to be rather bizzarre, involving a crouton-dispensing sexy talking seagull and a snowman. The customer expresses his unsatisfaction, deeply wounding the Fucksmith.
- "Hold onto your dreams, unless you dream of porcupines."
- "I've been keeping a dream journal but I don't know if it's real."