|Publication date||March 29, 2015|
Cyrano, is a single-page Oglaf story.
Thessaly reckons he is a pickup artist, and is giving seduction advice to friend: you should "disgust and perplex" women to "win the power struggle". But the woman manages to be much more perplexing and disgusting.
- "If you're not getting sex, you may as well not get it with somebody hot."
- "You can seem mysterious and unavailable by not showing up"
Cyrano de Bergerac was a real person. However, the well known scene (in which he feeds romantic lines to the inarticulate but handsome Christian) is an invention. This episode has previously inspired the comic Balcony Scene