|Publication date||April 18, 2011|
Potion of Girlfriend
One Sleep 'til Princemas
(Continuing from Potion of Girlfriend) The vampires tell Ivan Felicia is in the trees, and Ivan runs towards a figure wearing a dress in the woods. In his halucination Ivan sees Felicia bringing him a pair of twin babies, but when he looks at them he sees two miniature versions of Felicia engaged in lesbian sex. Ivan begins to doubt the halucination is real and begins fighting off the effect of the Felicia potion and tries to escape from the vampires. A female vampire slaps Ivan in the face with her breaststo bring Ivan back under the control of the potion, and Ivan begins heading back towards the figure in the dress—a male vampire in drag with a group of vampires waiting to butcher Ivan.
- "Just follow your penis"
- "If nude erect night sprinting was an olympic sport, I'd care much more about the olympics"
- "tits are wonderful for the complexion"
- "Two kinds of tackle."
- "gosh those trees look well fertilised"
- "...and there's the third kind of tackle"