|Extra||Epilogue (2 pages)|
|Publication date||April 10, 2010|
EpilogueEditIn the Epilogue Ivan is lead back to the palace to be executed, but since the new apprentice is "kind of rubbish" the Mistress asks him to guess what animal she is thinking of. He correctly guesses "Salmon". The replacement apprentice is shot by the guards and Ivan gets his old position back. Back in his chamber Ivan concludes, "She totally has a thing for me".
- "Ivan beats the system"
- "Six wet splats and a shout"
- "Hostages and recipies[sic] are exchanged"
- "Why is this room so green? Fetch my green outfit."
- "A return to pants"
- "I've missed you guys." (to his collection of cumsprites)