|Publication date||July 20, 2014|
The Cyprian Defense
SynopsisEditTwo elderly adventurers remind the reader that in addition to the brave men and women who sacrifice themselves for what they believe in, one must also remember the rest of the armed forces who joined for selfish reasons. They urge the reader to celebrate "Asshole Trooper Day", which takes place on the same day as "Trooper Day", thereby cheapening Trooper Day ... because they are asshole troopers.
- "privates go public"
- "A big shout-out, too, to the civilian assholes who built our world for selfish reasons."