|Publication date||July 21, 2013|
The fucksmith attempts to hire himself out to a passer by, but the man's only fantasy is to have a big round ass. The fucksmith balks at the idea of such a simple fantasy and begins creating a backstory and motivation for the giant ass. The passer by is displeased that his fantasy is being ruined.
- "From a distance it looks like a tourist attraction"
- "Eventually the giant ass reconciles with the enormous torso"