|Publication date||June 24, 2012|
The Sword that Cannot be Sheathed
(Continuing from The Sword that Cannot be Sheathed) As the funworm devours one of the monks, Greir attacks it with the curly sword, stabbing it on the top of its head.
Meanwhile at the temple, Navaan seduces the fun cult agent a second time, but when she begins to fellate him his penis apparently begins to bleed. Panicking, the agent reveals that the curly sword is just a trick used against adventurers, and that only fake weapons can harm the funworm because it is a god of fakes. Navaan reveals that she only spat blood up the agent's penis, much to his relief. She offers to suck out the rest, he eagerly accepts.
Greir fails to kill the funworm. The curled shape of the curly sword acts as a spring and causes her to rebound off the funworm's head. The fun cult members laugh at her and take her into custody.
- "...then the fun vortex opened up, or as we call it, the funnel"
- "Menstruation for men."
- "The horned lizard can shoot blood from its eyes. Wonder if it can do its cock as well."
- "pants on, funspears out."
- "Don't fuck with Hooke's law."