|Publication date||March 18, 2012|
The Fire of God
Mark of the Funpire
Greir enters The Golden Peach Bordello seeking fun. While she is receiving an erotic massage from one of the bordelo prostitutes, another prostitute dressed as a "fucktopus" playfully slaps Greir's buttocks. Greir responds by punching the prostitute and is expelled from the bordello.
- "it's tax deductible "
- "Will you people be quiet? We're trying to run a brothel."
- "when mollusks attack"
- "The fucktopus' only natural predator is the sperm whale"
- "the bells are so they don't catch birds."
- "I shall make my own fun. In a tree. Out of sticks and mud."