|Publication date||September 14, 2014|
Chirp and Mutter
SynopsisEditA "swarm of humans" shows up at the gate of a castle to "seek shelter". It is obvious the "humans" are imposters, as they are all identical, naked, and have no grasp of human behaviour. Two of the faux humans have sex with each other, and soon the entire group is engaged in an impromptu sex orgy. Fascinated, the castle guard reluctantly lets them in.
- "early humans"
- "Sometimes you need to impersonate a human to get a job."
- "easy on the cheeses"
- "Stay wooden, Pinocchio. Humans are shitty."