|Publication date||August 9, 2015|
God hates sodomy.
But God sees all, so you can blackmail God by surprising anal sex on him.
He also hates slugs, and especially slugs having sex.
- "sometimes God wears sunglasses so you can't tell he's watching you."
- "give me a place to stand and a lever long enough and I will sell the lever on ebay"
- "SlugBoudoir is a startlingly successful theme park to this day"