|Muster the Troops|
|Title||Muster the Troops|
|Publication date||February 2, 2014|
Muster the Troops, is a single-page Oglaf story.
A deposed prince raises an army, who mistake the phrase "Don the Crown" for his name.
- "He gets doffed pretty soon."
- "I'm thinking of changing my middle name to 'the'"