|Potion of Girlfriend|
|Title||Potion of Girlfriend|
|Publication date||April 11, 2011|
(Continuing from Two Reports) Ivan and Navaan are about to resume sexual activities when Navaan sees what she believes to be the signal from her friends. At first she wants to spare Ivan, but when a group of Vanorvan guards appears outside the building, Navaan believes Ivan has betrayed her and dowses him with a potion labeled "Felicia". Ivan begins to halucinate of a romantic relationship with a young woman named Felicia, and as the guards break in to the building, Navaan has disappeared, and Ivan fades from sight.
Ivan then suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of vampires.
- "In which nobody gets much"
- "add 'littering' to the murder charges"
- "In which a potion is used as a lotion"
- "I like your fishtank full of heads- no, wait"
- "Montage. At last."
- "Dance like nobody's watching. By which I mean 'naked'"
- "In which everyone bares their weapon."
- "You people all shop at hot topic, right?"