|Publication date||August 15, 2010|
(Continuing from Masquerade) Ivan attempts to find out whether the cake he has eaten in Masquerade is actually poisoned (and to secure antidote without fellating Sandoval if one is required) and threatens to leave a note implicating Sandoval if he dies. Sandoval reacts as if it is a romantic subplot and offers Ivan one of several lockets he has with him. Sandoval's ravings are interupted when a woman at the party attempts to perform fellatio on Ivan. Sandoval shoos her away.
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- "Jackal gnaws bone"
- "Archaeologists discover plush remains in cushion mausoleum"