|Publication date||October 10, 2010|
After saving a town from bandits Greir is offered sex from a young man as a reward. Unlike the previous story Heterogeneous, sex is not an acceptable substitute for cash. Greir is angered because the poster offered gold not sex and threatens to burn the town. The man offers to find an acceptable substitute to which Greir sarcastically says she wants a voluptuous woman with a bag of gold for a head. The man ducks behind a tree and emerges as a voluptuous woman with a bag of gold for a head. Greir sets the town on fire as the shapeshifter watches nervously, wondering if he will get paid.
- "anything described as 'its own reward' is probably worth avoiding"
- "I often give myself little rewards. Some call it 'stealing'"