|Sexual Cavalry (story)|
|Title||Sexual Cavalry (story)|
|Publication date||July 29, 2012|
The Golden Songbird
When a premature ejaculator cries for help, the sexual cavalry rides to his rescue. The cavalry tries to prevent the man from ejaculating by distracting him with math problems and impossible figures, but their efforts fail. As the cavalry ponders their failure, the man's frustrated partner asks if anybody can cry for help. The cavalry then proceeds to rescue her by having sex with her.
- "Once more unto the breech, dear friends"
- "Don't call for the sexual foreign legion unless you're ready for their foreign objects"