|Publication date||October 25, 2015|
Skills, is a single-page Oglaf story.
A woman seeks help from a man, claiming that her sex skills are so phenomenally good that she has blown her lover's mind and convinced him that he is a goat. The man only sees a goat. The woman claims he is seeing a goat because her sex skills have blown his mind as well, but the man replies that he has never had sex with her. The woman then claims that her sex skills were so good that they erased the man's memories of having sex with her. The man is skeptical, until he lifts his shirt and reveals a tattoo of the woman with the caption "Phenonenal Skills".
- "Skill is only part of great sex. Luck is also a factor."
- "The military tried to weaponise the sex skills but forgot what they were doing"
The story is marked as "Safe" in the archive despite the fact the woman being depicted as nude in the man's tattoo