|The Arts of Romance|
|Title||The Arts of Romance|
|Publication date||February 14, 2010|
Some Time Ago...
Cavalcade of Wonders
The Arts of Romance or just Arts of Romance is a single-page Oglaf story. It does not feature any recurring characters.
An eldritch abomination, with the form of a beautiful young woman who sprouts tentacles from all her orifices is unable to find a lover, for some reason.
- "There are no real love sciences."
- "the light glistening off your dorsal sacs looks so lovely."
- "Turns out love arts and Lovecraft are pretty much the same."