|The Fog of Meat|
|Title||The Fog of Meat|
|Publication date||May 11, 2015|
Mistertique apprehends a guy who has been stealing from his "mystery mine" by disguising himself as a girl and engaging in extremely mysterious sex. The felon is taken away by Officer Hedgehog and put somewhere obvious.
- "annoyance is a waste residue"
- "you have to dig up the mystery with your eyes closed. Looking spoils the mystery."