|Publication date||November 3, 2013|
The Burning Jewels of Death
Unction is a single-page Oglaf story.
A young man visits The Church of the Quivering Rump to worship sexy girl gods. He sits in a pew beside a masturbating man and asks when the sexy ladies will arrive. The masturbating man tells him the ladies are invisible and he must have faith. Frustrated, the young man begins masturbating as well.
- "Most gods can see you naked."
- "invisible gods made all the invisible animals in their own image"